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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

Posted 1 hour ago

dark—minded:

whollythefruitofgrace:

dark—minded:

Pre-loaded destiny because I’m a loser

GONNA DO DA SAME THANG TONITE, BAE

I want to beat Belial on expurt wit chu guyz

we already beat it yo but im gettin dat bf4 2nite wit geo dawg

Posted 1 hour ago

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

Posted 1 hour ago

dark—minded:

Pre-loaded destiny because I’m a loser

GONNA DO DA SAME THANG TONITE, BAE

Posted 1 hour ago
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isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

(Source: gaytable)

Posted 2 hours ago

fohk:

Everybody just thinks I’m this bad shitty fucking person, and all I’m fucking tryin’ to do is survive, you know?”

Monster (2003)
Patty Jenkins

Posted 3 hours ago
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razorshapes:

Nikki Graziano

Found Functions

"Nevertheless, the fact is that there is nothing as dreamy and poetic, nothing as radical, subversive, and psychedelic, as mathematics. It is every bit as mind blowing as cosmology or physics… and allows more freedom of expression than poetry, art, or music… Mathematics is the purest of the arts, as well as the most misunderstood." - Paul Lockhart

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

mooseblood:

Excited to show you all ‘Swim Down’ from our album I’ll Keep You In Mind, From Time To Time available October 6th via nosleeprecords

You can pre-order the album here!

Thank you

Posted 4 hours ago
I am the river
and you are its blue, burning current

(Source: exarchopoulosed)

Posted 4 hours ago

dark—minded:

UH HO, UH HO, UH HOOO, UH HOOOO, UH HO, UH HO

(Source: reverendstrychnine)

Posted 5 hours ago